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The damage isn't too serious; the bumper fell off, headlights don't work, and even though I'm probably being paranoid, the engine sounds a bit off. All in all, I can’t drive it for what will probably be a while. But that’s okay, because going where I want whenever I want to is stupid and overrated. Anyhow, we exchanged insurance info, and come Monday morning I'll be forced to start taking care of business.
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In the mean time, I am going to silently curse everyone and thing I see the next few days to a cruel and horrible future. Maybe I'll look into voodoo or just run around the street and slash people's tires, because it's only fair that I push my problems on to everybody else, amirite?
You should slash your neighbor's door so that his house is broken and cold air can get in and make him freeze slowly.
ReplyDeletehow the hell did he "accidentally" hit your car? he must be really azn, really old, or really feminine.
ReplyDeletealso, your writing style is surprisingly different from your speaking style but maybe it's just me.
The style is the same--it's just that Ahmad doesn't speak many words in RL so it doesn't come out as much. Great job on the car, asshole. I don't know much about cars but it seems like it would take more than idling force to knock off the bumper like that.
ReplyDeleteYou have a blog and don't update very often, and want to push your problems onto other people and stuff! One step closer to becoming the same as me. One step closer to becoming perfect.
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