Ahh yea mothafuckas it's on

As the title implies, this blog is about to get a huge overhaul in the asskicking department. A lot of people right now are probably thinking (no one is actually thinking this, as the post will probably caress the eyes of exactly me. Assholes you all are.) who does this guy think he is talking shit about the mighty rule of six blog?

To fully answer this question would require an exorbitant amount of research into the early days of human civilization, a complete understanding of gun kata, and a one on one interview with Barack Obama. Thus, to make things simple I will simply state my position among the editors of the blog. I am The Head Honcho. The Big Cheese. Even The Fucking Breadman. If for some reason the awesome power of that last title prevented you from reading it, i'll dilute it for your pathetic and yearning eyes. the breadman. That's right people, you are now in the presence of a man who consciously chooses to give himself a nickname a French pastry chef would blush at. But seriously, fuck the French anyways.

Now that the introductions are out of the way, I hope the many adoring fans of this website are prepared for a new kind of viewing experience. I hope you're ready to ceaselessly engage in nocturnal emissions brought on by savory and succulent posts served by a waiter with the wit and charm of an erudite 1920's mafioso ringleader with a hankering for puppies and teddy bears and a thirst for your nocturnal emissions. I hope you the reader is ready for these things among many others, because they are coming soon to a computer screen near you. Just as a swift and relentless testicle beating is coming soon to PersonaFanatic. Just like that.