Showing posts with label Catherine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Catherine. Show all posts

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Catherine, the True Story

"Would you like to review techniques?"

Huh? Oh, that sheep's still looking at me. I wonder how well it would survive if I knocked its glasses away...Oh wait, the prick's still expecting an answer--

"Uhh, no sorry, gotta run. Good luck to you guys!"

Damn, this climbing is getting really tenuous, and everyone around here just mopes and complains about how their life sucks. There should be at least one of these fluffy morons that knows a decent technique. If I keep asking around and listening to their blather, I might find at least one jackass with an ego smaller than the size of this god-forsaken tower...Jesus, I hate this place.

"Uh, hey there! Mind sharing some techniques so we could both get out of this?"
"News flash! Fuuuuuuuuuuuck you! I need to do what I can to survive this!"

...the FUCK? Did that son of a bitch just talk back to me?!