"Porky Pig had changed quite a bit since his Looney Tune days...
After the show went under and he got the bad news,
Porky couldn't find a job anywhere due to his sp-p-p-peech impediment.
Desperately resorting to drug tests and shady back-room deals to sustain his measly living standards in the poor part of town,
Porky was implemented in the homicide of a politician's brother when a mugging went bad.
He found himself banished to the barren wasteland, Pandora,
where he was meant to waste away or be eaten alive by the local wildlife.
Porky was just trying to make ends meet.
Porky didn't mean to take anyone's life.
But now, after being hunted day in and out for decades,
Porky the Motherf***ing Badass Pig is NOT dicking around.
He will rise to the top.
He will crush those in his way.
Even if he becomes grotesque, gigantic, or nigh-unrecognizable,
Porky. Will. Fight."
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When I first saw Borderlands, I thought it was a really strange game and I couldn't figure out why people enjoyed playing it or how the hell it got runner-up as game of the year. However, after playing it for several hours at a friend's house, I realized that this game is gameplay dynamite.
